- Key DifferentiatorMy llamo Kylee. My family and close friends and the occasional co-worker call me, Ky. I live in Mexico, however I'm originally from Northwest Ohio. I am mildly terrified of the ocean (ironic) and strongly prefer sleeping in my bed to almost anything. I love food but hate am working on learning to like to cook and I love my juicer. I think Andy Cohen of Bravo TV fame is quite possibly the antichrist. I always wear sunscreen and am discovering a passion and appreciation for yoga. (I'm the least flexible person I know.) I own a pill organizer specifically for my vitamins and I think that breastfeeding is one of the coolest thing I've ever done. But I'm pretty glad that phase is over. I make it a point to rarely discuss politics but will stop what I'm doing to discuss skin care and new mascaras. I've been blogging since 2006 and I love it. It's my therapy. The only thing I'd rather do is sleep. I have five siblings and I like to plant seeds but hate actually tending to them after they grow. I'm working on that. I also like to crochet (when I have time, so I haven't really crocheted since 2009) and have the finest dog in all of Baja California Sur. We adopted another dog in 2010 and she's nuts, but we love her. I always say I'm going to cut my hair, but don't. But I do have photographic proof that my hair was once a buzz-cut. When I was in college. If you want to see me as a baby, click here. -- This is Ferg. She's a Havanese. She was born in 2007. She's awesome. She's getting top billing before the family because as a dog in our house with two children -- she usually gets the shaft. (Please note that she's smiling.) I've been with my best friend as a "we" since 1997. (Go ahead, do the math.) And, we've been married since 2003. He's cute. I refer to him as "C." throughout the blog because his name is Craig. (Secret's blown.) I wrote about him on our 10-year-anniversary (10.25.13) here. We're the parents of Lila (the blonde) and Vivienne (the brunette.) They're awesome. Very, very loud... but awesome. This is Ferg's dog, Millie. We rescued her in 2012 and she's crazy. She eats EVERY WOODEN TOY we buy and drives us all nuts... but we love her. She's a cuddler. And that face? I mean, come on. I write about what interests me -- the content varies and sometimes (like during my pregnancies) revolves around one thing. Right now, I'm dealing with the unexpected passing of my Mom's. It hasn't been easy. Read more about it here. When you read Two Pretzels expect to see posts about: fashion (I write awards show recaps like nobody's business.) food (I am always hungry and hate to cook. I know, rock and a hard place, right?) grief (It's life, man.) easy recipes (See above.) parenting (This includes, but is not limited to, baby product reviews, potty training woes, sleeping issues, sickness and overall stuff I never thought I'd write about.) pop culture (There's a lot of crazy to cover. I'm happy to help.) online shopping (I see no reason why everyone isn't an amazon prime member - nope, not compensated for that.) My goal has always been to make this a happy place... a place that's not too controversial but instead makes each and every reader sit back for a few minutes a day and perhaps smile. Light and easy does it. -- The world is our oyster, dear friends. I intend to be as happy as possible. -- DISCLAIMER: When I write about products, I'm never paid. I write about them because I either love 'em or hate 'em. SPONSORSHIPS: I consider them. Email me anytime.
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